Name: Absolutely Theanine Chews
Brand: Absolutely Balanced Weight & Wellness
SKU: C930HUNT
Price: 35.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Absolutely Theanine Chews

Calm Without the Crash
The kind of relaxation that doesn't make you drowsy. AlphaWave® L-Theanine supports a quieter nervous system and less tension - without taking the oomphf out of your day.

Your Brain May Work Better Quiet
AlphaWave® has been studied for mental clarity, focus, and enhanced learning and recall. One chewable tablet may be the difference between scattered and sharp.

The Trademark Is the Proof
AlphaWave® is a registered trademark backed by double-blind, placebo-controlled human research conducted at the University of Otago, New Zealand. Not all theanine is this theanine.

One Chew. No Dairy, Soy, Gluten, or Artificial Anything.
Clean enough to take daily. Simple enough to actually remember. Sweetened with monk fruit and xylitol - nothing your body doesn't need.

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Let’s get real - L-Theanine isn’t essential.

🌟 Your body doesn’t make it.
🌟 Your body doesn't NEED it to survive.
🌟 You won’t die without it.

It’s not used to build protein, and it’s not on any “must-have” nutrition label.

But it is one of the wonderful things nature slipped into tea leaves to help your brain take a breath.

Theanine Chews are here to help you relax without zoning out, focus without flipping out, and smooth the stress curve - whether you're prepping for a meeting, recovering from your inbox, or just trying to get your mind to shut up at bedtime.

Each chew delivers 200 mg of AlphaWave® L-Theanine - a pure, standardized form that’s been clinically studied to:

Increase alpha brainwave activity (calm but alert)
Support dopamine, serotonin, and GABA (aka mood magic)
Reduce tension and overactive thoughts
Improve focus, memory, and emotional balance

It’s like putting a cool towel on your brain—without dulling your edge.

Think of your brain as a busy office building.

During the day, messages are flying between departments, phones are ringing, emails are piling up, and somebody keeps hitting "reply all."

Overstimulation can be exhausting when you need to be alert.
And, racing thoughts can be stimulating at night when you need to unwind.

That mental chatter is useful... until it isn't.

When the volume gets too high, it can show up as racing thoughts, difficulty focusing, feeling mentally drained, trouble relaxing, or lying in bed replaying a conversation from three years ago.

L-Theanine is fascinating because it doesn't simply push the brain in one direction.

Unlike stimulants that step on the gas or sedatives that slam on the brakes, Theanine appears to help support a healthier balance between the two.

Researchers believe it may influence several neurotransmitters involved in mood, attention, relaxation, and sleep, including GABA, dopamine, and serotonin. It has also been shown to promote alpha brain wave activity, a pattern often associated with a calm but alert mental state.

That's why many people find Theanine surprisingly versatile.

Trying to concentrate? A quieter mind often focuses better.

Trying to relax? A quieter mind often unwinds more easily.

Trying to sleep? Theanine doesn't force sleep. Instead, it may help reduce the mental noise that keeps some people awake in the first place.

Think of it this way:

Many people don't struggle to sleep because they're not tired.

They struggle to sleep because their brain forgot the office closed three hours ago.

The same thing can happen during the day. Mental overactivity doesn't just interfere with sleep. It can be exhausting while you're awake too.

By helping calm the constant background chatter, Theanine may support a state that feels less like sedation and more like balance.

Calm when you need calm.

Focus when you need focus.

A little less monkey mind. A little more you.

Products are shipped 1-3 days from order date, plus approx 3-5 days for shipping.

High potency, clinically studied, highest quality raw ingredients manufactured in a US FDA-inspected facility. Purity and potency verified through third-party testing. All supplements meet/exceed cGMP standards, and testing is done at various stages of production.

‡ For informational purposes only. The statements on this page have not been evaluated by the FDA. No guaranteed results. Not intended to cure, treat, prevent, or diagnose any condition. Use as directed. Discontinue if adverse effects occur. Consult your healthcare provider before use, especially if you have medical conditions, take medications, are pregnant, or have concerns.

By purchasing or using our products/services, you release Absolutely Balanced LLC from all associated liabilities, including adverse reactions. Consult a healthcare professional before using new supplements; results not guaranteed.

People who want to stay cool under pressure
The caffeine-sensitive who still like to think clearly
Overthinkers, stress heads, night owls, and pre-meeting panic types
Adults who wants to work, parent, sleep, or function like a regulated human

Kids (unless approved by a provider)
If you’re on anti-anxiety, sleep, or mood meds → talk to your doc
If you’re looking to be sedated or knocked out - this isn’t melatonin or GABA

With brain-boosting amino acids like L-Theanine, dosing depends on the intended effect:

If you're using it for:

Continued cognitive performance
Daily mood support
Regular Focus & Emotional Regulation

👉 Then consistency matters. Your brain thrives on rhythm.

You’ll likely see the best results with daily use, even if just once per day (with food). . . . You can take UP TO 3 per day (divided, with food)

BUT if you're using it for:

Acute stress (bad day, big test, public speaking)
Overstimulation
Occasional anxious spirals

👉 Then it can absolutely be taken “as needed.”

So what's the REAL recommendation?

1 chew daily for consistent mood + mental balance
+ 1-2 extra “as needed” during rough patches

or, 1-2 extra “as needed” during rough patches

🧠 PRO TIPS:

Stack with coffee to wake up while levelling out the jitters
Pair with Absolutey GABA or Peag Mag LG before bed to ease into sleep
Combine with Adrenal Balance for next-level stress support

Beauty in simplicity:

L-Theanine tends to be so gentle that you may not even notice it working. You'll just realize one day that you ... feel better.

You probably won’t think:

“Whoa, I feel that!”

But you might catch yourself thinking:

“Hmm... I didn’t panic during that meeting.”
“I didn’t lose it in traffic.”
“Wow, I actually finished that task without doom-scrolling.”
"I've had a really productive week this week!"

How Does It Taste?

Chewable tablet (not a delicious gummy, but not terrible)
Naturally sweetened with xylitol + monk fruit
Light citrus flavor - not candy, but not punishment either
Sugar-free, and no artificial flavors or colors

WHAT IT’S NOT

❌ It’s not a sedative
❌ It’s not habit-forming
❌ It’s not meant to replace essential nutrition
✅ It is a targeted, natural tool for calming the chaos and dialing in your day

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TRAACS®. EPAX®. Albion®. AlphaWave®. PharmaGABA®. These aren't generic ingredients - they're the patented, research-backed forms the best formulas in the world are built around.

You are ingesting this stuff. So "good enough" isn't.