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Theanine Chews

Theanine Chews

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🌊 Theanine Chews

Focus | Calm | Chill Without the Crash
With 200 mg AlphaWaveĀ® L-Theanine


🧠 OVERVIEW

Let’s get real - L-Theanine isn’t essential.

🌟 Your body doesn’t make it.Ā 
🌟 Your body doesn't NEED it to survive.
🌟 You won’t die without it.Ā 

It’s not used to build protein, and it’s not on any ā€œmust-haveā€ nutrition label.

But itĀ is one of the wonderful things nature slipped into tea leaves to help your brain take a breath.

Theanine Chews are here to help you relax without zoning out, focus without flipping out, and smooth the stress curve - whether you're prepping for a meeting, recovering from your inbox, or just trying to get your mind to shut up at bedtime.


šŸ”¬ WHY IT WORKS

Each chew delivers 200 mg of AlphaWaveĀ® L-Theanine - a pure, standardized form that’s been clinically studied to:

  • Increase alpha brainwave activity (calm but alert)

  • Support dopamine, serotonin, and GABA (aka mood magic)

  • Reduce tension and overactive thoughts

  • Improve focus, memory, and emotional balance

It’s like putting a cool towel on your brain—without dulling your edge.


šŸ‹ FORMAT & FLAVOR

  • Chewable tablet (not a delicious gummy, but not terrible)

  • Naturally sweetened with xylitol + monk fruit

  • Light citrus flavor - not candy, but not punishment either

  • Sugar-free, and no artificial flavors or colors


🧬 WHAT IT’S NOT

  • āŒ It’s not a sedative

  • āŒ It’s not habit-forming

  • āŒ It’s not meant to replace essential nutrition

  • āœ… It is a targeted, natural tool for calming the chaos and dialing in your day


āœ… BEST FOR:

  • People who want to stay cool under pressure

  • The caffeine-sensitive who still like to think clearly

  • Overthinkers, stress heads, night owls, and pre-meeting panic types

  • Adults who wants to work, parent, sleep, or function like a regulated human


āš ļø WHO SHOULD SKIP IT:

  • Kids (unless approved by a provider)

  • If you’re on anti-anxiety, sleep, or mood meds → talk to your doc

  • If you’re looking to be sedated or knocked out - this isn’t melatonin or GABA


🧠 PRO TIPS:

  • Stack with coffee to wake up while leveling out the jitters

  • Pair with GABA or magnesium before bed to ease into sleep

  • Combine with Balanced Mind or Adrenal Balance for next-level stress support


Beauty in simplicity:

L-Theanine tends to be so gentle that you may not even notice. You'll just realize one day that you ... feel better.

You probably won’t think:

ā€œWhoa, I feel that!ā€
But you might catch yourself thinking:
ā€œHmm... I didn’t panic during that meeting.ā€
ā€œI didn’t lose it in traffic.ā€
ā€œWow, I actually finished that task without doom-scrolling.ā€


HOW TO TAKE IT!

With brain-boosting amino acids likeĀ L-Theanine, it depends on the intended effect:

🧠 If you're using it for:

  • Continued cognitive performance

  • Daily mood support

  • Regular Focus & Emotional Regulation
    šŸ‘‰ ThenĀ consistency matters. Your brain thrives on rhythm.

You’ll likely see the best results with daily use, even if just once per day (with food).
. . . You can take UP TO 3 per day (divided, with food)


šŸ˜µšŸ’« BUT if you're using it for:

  • Acute stress (bad day, big test, public speaking)

  • Overstimulation

  • Occasional anxious spirals
    šŸ‘‰ Then it can absolutely be taken ā€œas needed.ā€


šŸ” So what's the REAL recommendation?

1 chew daily for consistent mood + mental balance
+ 1-2 extra ā€œas neededā€ during rough patches

or,Ā 

1-2 extra ā€œas neededā€ during rough patches


šŸ“‹ FINE PRINT

— These statements haven’t been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always check with your healthcare provider before starting something new—especially if you’re pregnant, nursing, or on meds.

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